What’s the best streaming service? It feels like a big and important question to answer. It’s also a completely impossible, completely subjective question that depends on everything from your budget to your favorite Mission: Impossible movie. The streaming market is a teeming mass of stuff, with various platforms rising and falling, and nothing ever stays the same for very long.

But here at The Verge, we like answers. So, for this episode of The Vergecast, we decided to answer that big question the only way we know how: chaotically and at great length. So we held the first annual Vergecast Streaming Services Draft, in which our three co-hosts each drafted their top five streaming services. There were surprises from the very beginning, lots of arguments throughout, and definitely no condoning of piracy. We would never.

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To recap, here’s how the draft shook out:

• Nilay’s picks: TikTok, the Disney bundle, YouTube TV with Sunday Ticket, Apple Music… and his friend Vipin’s magical Plex server.
• Alex’s picks: HBO Max, Paramount Plus / Showtime, Channels, Criterion, and Apple One. For her bonus pick, she chose Xbox Cloud Gaming.
• David’s picks: YouTube Premium, Peacock, Netflix, Discovery Plus, and Hulu with Live TV.

Even since we recorded, the landscape has begun to shift: it’s likely that, today, Warner Bros. Discovery will reveal the combination HBO Max / Discovery Plus service that will just be called “Max.” (David and Alex, under the rules of our game, both get to have that one. But only for this year.) We got a new The Marvels trailer — score one for Disney Plus. Google got a whole slew of free channels, making it a FAST powerhouse. It looks like Sony might be pushing harder into cloud gaming, which means PlayStation Now probably won’t go undrafted next time.

As always, the only constant in the streaming wars is chaos.